Michelle Rodriguez. Other side of that line I just drew for Pink. Michelle scares me like no other woman on this planet, save for my German dental hygienist, the girlfriend I accidentally cheated on who lit my clothes on fire, and my mom, who's kind of like a combination of the former two. I know you will say that it takes a real man to tame a woman like Michelle Rodriguez. I'm not that man. I don't want to tame. It's too much work.
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