Michelle Rodriguez Is Too Much Woman For Me

By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 4:38 PM

Michelle Rodriguez In A Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Michelle Rodriguez. Other side of that line I just drew for Pink. Michelle scares me like no other woman on this planet, save for my German dental hygienist, the girlfriend I accidentally cheated on who lit my clothes on fire, and my mom, who’s kind of like a combination of the former two. I know you will say that it takes a real man to tame a woman like Michelle Rodriguez. I’m not that man. I don’t want to tame. It’s too much work.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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(5) Comments

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    Shastar 04/30/2013 16:50

    I’d do it. It’d be a scary ride, but a FUN scary ride!

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    Doctor Mindbender 04/30/2013 18:51

    The kind of ride you would tell your grandkids about.

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    woody 04/30/2013 20:47

    what is the point of this post. NOTHING ?

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    Panther2481 05/01/2013 04:43

    The point is that she is hot and any man in their right mind would be stupid to pass up a chance with her.

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    RangerLG 05/01/2013 09:49

    Except no man would have a chance with her. Sophie has a better chance.

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