Mike Wallace’s Tweet About Gays is Pretty Fucking Gay

By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 11:11 AM


After the news came out that Jason Collins came out, most everybody either supported it, felt indifferent about it, or didn’t like it but had the good sense to shut the fuck up about it knowing the world would be watching for any negative reaction. Mike Wallace wasn’t blessed with good sense. The Miami Dolphins wide receiver just had to share his profound thoughts on Twitter wondering why dudes want to get with other dudes when there are so many pretty girls in the world. Because, yeah, that’s how homosexuality works, Mike. Some NBA ballers can’t get pussy so they turn to the cock. Quick thinking Mike who Tweets his feelings dozens of times throughout the day like a prepubescent girl. Get your head in da game. SMH.

wwtdd

(4) Comments

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    Admiral 04/30/2013 11:20

    I’m with Mike on this one. I don’t understand gay people either, thankfully. They get their panties in a bunch when you don’t understand why they want a dick up their ass, but they’re gay, so it’s only fair to say they can’t understand why we DON’T want that.

    Now, just because Mike doesn’t understand gay people and loves women you’ll have 1,000′s of hypocritical gay people claiming that Mike is the worst hater in the world, right up there with Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. Drama queens, every last one of them.

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    RangerLG 04/30/2013 12:25

    He’s probably on the down low.

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    PunkA 04/30/2013 12:34

    Am I the only one that finds it ironic that some NFL player who makes anti-gay tweets has this as part of his twitter header:

    N Somebodys Endzone!!!

    Sounds like he is down with some buttsex to me.

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    miche the killer 04/30/2013 12:41

    I love this post. By Mike Wallace’s “logic”, if there were only ugly girls, there would be rampant homosexuality. What must he do when the team stops in Ohio? Get “N Somebody’s Endzone”. While performing a reach-around.

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