More Porn Sites Are Giving Computers The Herp

Malware and virus attacks are on the rise on porn sites, says a British researcher. Apparently, the amount of malware and other nasty bugs has increased exponentially on some of the world’s most popular spank websites like Pornhub and Xhamster. The malware isn’t on the videos themselves so much as on the advertising around the viewer, which most people ignore because…you know…tits. Viruses, (computer and otherwise), and porn have had a long standing relationship going back to the beginnings of the Internet. I recall a friend’s computer having a massive infection after he spent two days downloading a naked lady picture in 1995. But this is different. It seems as if the attacks are on the rise and the sites have a hard time monitoring their system because people are less likely to report a problem because, I guess, they are embarrassed that they got a virus from watching 2 DRUNK MIDGET BITCHES FUK A HAWT CAWK. I’m no expert but I have an easy solution. Don’t click on the ads! There really isn’t a MILF in your area looking to fuck right now.