Sophie Turner Has a Spectacular Wooty

By Bill April 01, 2013 @ 4:51 PM

Sophie Turner Booty SUR Lounge
I’m not sure how a while girl gets such an amazing ass. It could be workouts, it could be genetics, it could be the tug of the moons that orbit Jupiter. Ours is not reason why. But, what is our government working on that is so important they can’t get one of these for every woman in this country? People can mostly feed and care for themselves, but they can’t get an ass like that.

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(5) Comments

  1. Daos 04/01/2013 17:48

    “Ours is not reason why”

    So the writers aren’t funny and they don’t check their paragraphs to see whether or not they’re missing entire words from sentences?

  2. Shortshanks 04/01/2013 17:56

    I’m not sure how a while girl gets such an amazing ass.

    ….”while” girls are hot stuff…..

  3. YouArentFunnyorWitty 04/01/2013 18:10

    This site should remove captions and just show pictures because the writers are morons who cant spell and have nothing funny or original to say.

    White girls get an ass like that from plastic surgery. Hard to believe anyone with a plastic face and fake nose would have a fake ass…

  4. JL20 04/01/2013 19:45

    He’s not funny or witty and his writing is completely non-sensical, but the upside here is that he’s brief. Nice pics, short caption, that’s about as close to a good post as you’ll get around here anymore. Bravo Bill, for being slightly less annoying than your peers!

  5. LoK 04/02/2013 11:43


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