The Joker, James Holmes, Is Gonna Fry

April 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The Joker is going to go ahead and skip Arkham Asylum and go straight to the morgue. Well, maybe. You’ll recall that James Holmes is the murdering sack of shit that killed 13 people and injured 70 others when he opened fire at a screening of Batman Rises. He was dressed like The Joker and is clearly batshit crazy, (zing!). His lawyers tried to bargain him for a life in prison if he pleaded guilty. They say he’s changed and embraced Islam…which isn’t really going to help him in Colorado. He should have gone for the ol’ found Jesus bit instead. His lawyers are, of course, now going to say that he was legally insane at the time of the killings. True, but so what? Let’s see if he’s insane enough to survive the electric chair. That’d be just like the movies.

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