The Rest of the Allure Magazine Not Quite Nudes

April 17, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s hypocrisy. Well, hypocrisy and canned tuna fish. I’m sorry, I know you love fish that comes compressed in a can, but it’s simply not natural. But I don’t have to eat it, I do have to swallow the hypocrisy of corporate America by way of a bunch of really backwards thinking people who believe that seeing naked chicks onscreen or in magazines will be the ruin of us all. They see bare tits and reflexively drop to their knees to genuflect for Judgement Day. Which is cool, just stop dragging everybody with you. I don’t want to see magazines where girls I like from TV are naked but twisted around so you can’t see their fun parts. What’s the point of that? Put some clothes on, or take them off, this hypocrisy in the middle is worse than canned fish.

Here’s Christa Miller, Naya Rivera, Jennifer Morrison, and Clare Bowen not showing their nipples or vaginas.

Photo Credit: Allure Magazine

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