These Two Old Broads Need Each Other

Ozzy and Sharon are the two slow kids who innately know to expose their junk to one another on the first day of kindergarten. Nature encourages the similar to seek each other out. But now reports have these two haggard lesbians on the skids after twenty plus years of marriage. Not divorce, but Splitsville. Separate mansions. Assistants not talking to each other. The whole rich person separation spectacular. I don’t believe that love conquers all, but I do believe that nobody else on this planet could put up with either one of these two screeching hens. Figure it out, ladies.