Torrie Wilson Is Back in the Game

By Lex April 12, 2013 @ 3:03 PM

Torrie Wilson In Bikini Poolside In Miami
Here’s how you know A-Rod has dumped you. You see pictures of the new girl he’s banging in the tabloids. Boy, I wish I had that kind of juice and could avoid those uncomfortable breakup encounters with women I’ve never had.

Freshly single, Torrie Wilson wasted no time getting into a bikini, back out by the pool, waiting for the HGH to clear from her body, and find another dude. She won’t have a hard time. But it takes a strong man to hang with a gal like Torrie. Specifically, one who won’t cry or report her to the police when she holds you down and thrusts a foreign object up your dumper and insists that’s love.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Daos 04/12/2013 16:31

    This could have been a good article if you’d linked to her old playboy pics. Ya know, so we can see her naked and stuff?

  2. avatar
    ShakeTiller 04/12/2013 19:27

    Except for the fact that these pics are from her and A-Rod hanging out together today in Miami. Nice work, Lex!

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