Back in the day, when a girl wore a hat and big sunglasses, it meant she was hiding something. And that something was usually her face. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been chatting up a girl somewhere summery in that get-up, only to have the hat and sunglasses come off to reveal that I didn’t get Cinderella, I got the stepsister. Okay, it happened once. And it didn’t really stop me. But I’m still scarred. This modern day fear of the very orb that has sustained life on this planet for 100 million years is really wrecking my game. I wish it would stop. If you’ve got skin cancer in your family, sleep during the day, come out only at night. If you don’t, stop with all the sun-protective gear nonsense, it’s ruining everything.
Vida Guerra is Cuban and she’s scared of the sun. That just seems wrong.
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