Scientists in Iran have discovered the cause of earthquakes: slutty women. And you thought it was shifting tectonic plates? Oh, silly infidel. Iran’s Hobbit president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted that an extremely powerful earthquake will hit Tehran and kill millions because some women in his country don’t want to dress like frumpy ninjas. But it’s not like he just made it up. He has scientific evidence from a fellow wacko. Cleric and seismologist Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told Iranian media:.
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.
This is why politics, religion, and science need to be kept apart. I took geology in college, and though I don’t remember the difference between slate and basalt, I can tell you that women dressing promiscuously doesn’t cause earthquakes. Sure, California where it’s warm and the girls often dress quite revealing is known to get the occasional temblor. But that’s purely coincidental. Have you ever been to Florida? I’ve seen $5 crackhead prostitutes that dress more modestly than the chicks in Miami. If dressing like a harlot led to earthquakes Florida would have fallen into the sea by now. Rest assured Mahmoud that the next time you feel the ground shake, it won’t be from unchaste women, it’ll likely be a bunker buster wake-up call.