A Couple British Birds and My Golden Gate Fantasy

Here’s one thing no British person finds amusing — making fun of the royals. I don’t care how cool a British person is, somewhere in the back of their cerebrum is some chip designed to reflexively protect the Royal family. When you joke about the Windsors, they’ll say shit like ‘Hah hah, very funny… but seriously, that’s enough, okay?’ It’s like a dude who comes from a family with a notably ugly sister. You’re going to come to blows with anybody who makes the slightest mention of her looks. You have to. And so too must the Brits get all up in arms when I talk about the Duchess of Cornwall mounting my lower half, Her Majesty mounting my upper, and the two ladies facing each other and interlacing their meaty paws to form a suspension bridge. We’ll all be wearing raincoats on that day. I don’t know where those ladies have been.

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