One liked to sodomize middle school girls, the other preferred to violate downtrodden hotel maids, but make no mistake about it, these two peas in a pod represent the very best in French rapers. Film director Roman Polanski and former IMF chief Dominique Strauus-Kahn brought out their much younger ladies for a stroll on the Cannes red carpet much to the delight of the adoring fans. In France, they take a very different view on the matter of of sexual assault. Because Frenchmen are such notoriously weak-kneed surrender monkeys, it’s just assumed they could never be a match for a defiant woman, or tipsy 13-year old girl I guess. It’s hard to argue with that logic. Still, I hope somebody pissed in their popcorn.