Angelina Jolie Removes Both Her Boobs

Whatever real breast tissue Angelina Jolie had left is now gone after she had a preventative double mastectomy. It seems that the mother of between seventeen and thirty children has a faulty gene that increases her risk of getting cancer. Her mom died at a relatively young age and Angie wants to live to adopt more Third World kids and make movies in Croatia nobody will ever see. This doesn't mean she's going to be flat like your Aunt Gertrude after her mastectomy. This is Hollywood and without her tits Angie's career is not just lukewarm like it is now, it's over. So she had entirely new and I'm sure quite fabulously endowed boobs built. I'm guessing for a ton of cash you probably don't get the bolt-ons either, but really nice Kate Upton replicas.

Angelina said she came out with her ordeal to encourage other women to get genetic tests done to identify their risk. That's nice. It also gives us all an excuse to think about her breasts. I remember when I first saw them in the 90's in Gia. they were so young and full of life. It was a simpler time then, when we could stare at her chest and not think about death.

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