Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Reunited With Danity Kane

If you’re one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O’Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old girl group counterparts in Los Angeles on Monday, and they were joined by a new agent, because Aubrey wants to reunite for a new album and tour.

Danity Kane was the product of Diddy‘s old Making the Band series and the five girls were first introduced to the world in 2005, before the rap mogul told them to hit the bricks in 2009. But this reunion, if it happens, will be Diddy-free, which is obviously a great sign, because Diddy will attach his name to pretty much anything. Hell, even the fifth member of Danity Kane wants nothing to do with this.

In fact, the only reason this is news is because in between posting pics of her girl group to Instagram yesterday, Aubrey tried on a toddler’s bikini. So maybe if she does that on stage for 40 minutes to an hour, people might actually buy some tickets.