Because I'm Pregnant, Bitches

Yeah, I guess Beyonce lied about not being pregnant. Or her carefully secreted surrogate being pregnant. Which doesn't surprise me because Beyonce hates publicity. At least when it's not about her. When that fetus pushes through her chunnel and Beyonce sees the camera lenses training off her vagina and onto little Baby Stupid Name, she's going to shit a tooth.

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