Canseco Tweets Rape Charge Like a Dumbass

By Jack May 22, 2013 @ 4:24 PM

Everyone’s favorite dickhead ex-baseball player Jose Canseco has once again shown why not everyone should have access to Twitter. He was Tweeting away idiotically this morning when the cops showed up at his house. It seems that Jose was a naughty boy and may have raped a girl in Las Vegas. Not only does he live Tweet the cops telling him he was being investigated on a rape charge, he also Tweeted the girl’s name, a picture, and her phone number. He then took it all down but in Internet time it only takes seconds for info to get out. Then he Tweeted about going to Fort Worth to play with cats. I hope they let him Tweet from prison. He’s a big dude, but big dude sex offenders just get raped a little harder. Can’t wait to read the live updates. #AssholeAssRaped.

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(5) Comments

  1. teutonic 05/22/2013 17:48

    He thought rape was legal in Vegas.

  2. sunkist 05/22/2013 20:29

    you’re an idiot jack. So in america, the accused can have his name and the alleged charges (remember, in america we are INNOCENT until proven guilty) printed all over the place, but the accuser gets to hide and not have her name put out there?

  3. RangerLG 05/23/2013 10:35

    I’m betting that Jose did not post the person’s real name in his tweet. I’m guessing b*tch or c*nt.

  4. RangerLG 05/23/2013 10:35

    Damn censors.

  5. Shortshanks 05/23/2013 16:48

    Maybe Canseco LIKES fu*ckin’….and the chick didn’t…….

    ….that can be “problematical”….

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