Dial Up Egypt for Your Summer Vacation!

By Lex May 10, 2013 @ 1:41 PM

Although radical Salafi Muslim groups have called for a ban on skimpy swimwear and alcoholic beverages, Hisham Zaazou is hoping that people will return to the region for a vacation in the near future.

“Bikinis are welcome in Egypt and booze is still being served,” the tourism minister explained at the United Arab Emirates.

That’s right. Just when you thought Egypt couldn’t rank any higher on your vacation bucket list, the whack-jobs running the asylum have bowed to the pleas of the tourism industry and bikinis will be allowed at hotel pools. And, as a kicker, it’s your choice of the alcohol you’d like to be doused with at your public square burning for wearing your Allah-offensive skin exposing swimwear. Book now before the high season when hotel rates in Cairo can go up as much as thirty-seven cents.

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    TwinkieRapist 05/10/2013 14:06

    I think it would b an excellent show of solidarity for liberals to take this opportunity to explore Egypt. Also Iran & Pakistan. I bet if they survive the trip, they will have a brand new respect for America and the freedoms our military fight for daily to preserve.

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    RangerLG 05/10/2013 14:14

    I don’t think we’ll see any tits in this post.

  3. avatar
    Al Bundy 05/11/2013 01:37

    >it’s your choice of the alcohol you’d like to be doused with at your public square burning<

    I think this is the first time Lex has written something that made me chuckle.

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    Mr Poone 05/11/2013 16:54

    We mock what we dont understand…
    Sherm el Sheihk on the Red Sea Coast is dope and completely safe, except for the Muslim Extremiest sharks. What out for them.
    that said, please continue to mock everything wildly – i love it.

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