Reese Witherspoon pled no contest today in Atlanta to charges of being a completely annoying bitch at the scene of her husband’s crime. We can say ‘crime’ because Jim Toth pled guilty to DUI at the same time. Which is a actual crime, for which he got the dreaded alcohol rehab sentence and a stiff fake warning from the judge. This isn’t your daddy’s Georgia.
Updated: TMZ just put out the dash cam video of the arrest. Meh, Reese is only mildly fucking annoying. But the best is the tail end when her husband tries to distance himself from her getting up in the officer’s face. Fucking Jim.