Finally, I’m Paying Attention to The Great Gatsby

By Lex May 06, 2013 @ 5:31 PM

Olivia Culpo In See Through Dress At Screening Of The Great Gatsby In NYC
Officially, every movie has to be in 3D now. It’s the Hollywood law of sucky films. Even 1920′s bromance tragedies, or comedies, I can’t remember the book that well or much from high school except Don’t Use the Second Floor Boy’s Room and JayJay sells the crack weed. But I’m pretty sure this whole ‘another Gatsby’ spectacle is going to be a horrible waste of time. Except for the cool ENT disease you can pick up from the 3D glasses the last sneezed on.

But, a bright spot. Miss Universe Olivia Culpo showed up to the screening wearing a see-through dress. Finally, a beauty pageant winner who gets how to make the world a better place.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INF, PCN, WENN

(3) Comments

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    Maybe_Observer 05/06/2013 18:40

    Those are decent gatsbies……

    …and I LIKE gatsbies….

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 05/06/2013 19:40

    I’d pay to stare at her in a small theater for 2 1/2 hours, but that movie is going to be a pile of shit. The reviews are already destroying it. Leo’s going to have to console himself with more boat trips with hot young half-dressed models…..oh wait……DAMN YOU DICAPRIO!!!!!!

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    RangerLG 05/07/2013 11:29

    If she’s flashing those puppies in the movie, I’d actually go see it.

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