Hide your kids, hide your wife because Antoine Dodson, "The Bed Intruder", will not be crawling in the sack with dudes anymore, y'all. Remember Antoine Dodson? He was the flamboyant gentleman that rocketed to fame when he was interviewed by an Alabama news crew after an attempted sexual assault on his sister. The interview was so spectacularly silly and flaming that it was autotuned into a legitimate hit, The Bed Intruder Song, by The Gregory Brothers. Antoine has joined a weird religious group called The Black Israelites that claim to be the true descendants of the Twelve Tribes of Israel and has therefor sworn off dick. He states, "I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create."
The odds of him never touching another dude's junk is about a bazillion to one. I know people in Huntsville, AL who have seen this guy at drag clubs and leather bars. You don't just give that shit up. There is no nicotine patch for being gay. Just accept who you are and sing some more stupid songs, Antoine. Run and tell THAT, homeboy.