J-Lo’s Future Mother-In-Law Has a Sweaty Rack

May 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Shawna, she’s the mom of Casper Smart, the backup dancer everybody assumed was gay until Jennifer Lopez started banging him and lending him the keys to her Bentley. She also bought him a Dodge Ram truck just to remind people how not gay he is. Rumors are they’re going to get married, soon as Casper signs away all his claims to her dough and agrees to legally never speak about her, them, or anything ever. He’s basically an at-will confidential fuck toy for Jenny. And, yeah, I’d take that job.

Casper is the dufus in the hat walking topless next to his mom. It’s always a classy move to walk around without your shirt on when hanging with your mom. If I were J-Lo I’d keep him locked in a closet until I needed him.

Photo Credit: INF, Splash

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