How embarrassed are you as a kid when your mom exposes herself at the park? I know it was the shame of my childhood. When dad joined in, I had to abandon public play areas altogether. So imagine how Serenity and Oblong, or whatever Jessica Alba named her two kids, felt when Jessica Alba whipped off her coat to reveal her bare teat through a bra that seems a bit racy for a toddler park. Not that I'm complaining. Because I'm straight. Like an arrow. With a really cute designer fletching.
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