Jessica Alba Flashes Kids at the Park

By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 3:10 PM

How embarrassed are you as a kid when your mom exposes herself at the park? I know it was the shame of my childhood. When dad joined in, I had to abandon public play areas altogether. So imagine how Serenity and Oblong, or whatever Jessica Alba named her two kids, felt when Jessica Alba whipped off her coat to reveal her bare teat through a bra that seems a bit racy for a toddler park. Not that I’m complaining. Because I’m straight. Like an arrow. With a really cute designer fletching.

Photo credit: Splash and AKM/GSI


(4) Comments

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    RangerLG 05/07/2013 15:14

    That looks absolutely delicious. If I was her kid I’d breastfeed until I was 25. I my mom looked like that, I’d get all Oedipal on her.

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    wayne44870 05/07/2013 15:55

    How can you not lust (love) this woman

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    Beylerbey 05/07/2013 18:12

    Oblong toured with Gwar last summer.

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    FNC 05/08/2013 01:28

    Remember Jessica Alba naked in The Killer Inside Me? Here are the hottest scenes:

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