Joanna Krupa Shows Off Her Puppy in a Bikini

I remain convinced that watching any show on Bravo! or E! will send even the straightest of men marching toward a truck stop glory hole to discover the fabulous world of cock. Maybe you were born that way, and Tabitha Takes Over merely unleashed the real you, but I’m not taking any chances. Which is sad for me. Because I’m surely missing out on a lot in life, like absolutely nothing I can think of that’s important.

Here’s Joanna Krupa. She’s neither real or a housewife, but she’s one of the stars of the Bravo! series Real Housewives of some city with great establishing shots of boats. It’s hard to imagine that watching Joanna Krupa on TV might make you gay. But that’s how insidious this conspiracy is.

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