Kendall Jenner Is Back On Instagram

May 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

If looking at (and harassing) a 17 year old on instagram is wrong then (I’ll do it more discreetly) I don’t want to be right. Kendall Jenner posted two more selfies on her page, basically practicing for the money shot scene in one of my most anticipated fictional sex tapes. My expectations are so outrageously huge for this thing; the only way it could even hope to meet them would be if it included a twist where everyone in the Kardashian tribe died at the end, except for Kendall of course. She would be standing over the bloody corpses of her family wearing nothing but the respect of her nation.

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