Little Hannah Robertson Annoys the Shit Out of McDonald’s

There’s a big story about how this little eight year old Hannah Robertson confronted the CEO of McDonald’s at the annual shareholder convention. Hannah lectured Mickey D’s about misleading kids into eating junk that’s making them fat and chalky and diabetic. Yay, brave little food warrior. Or maybe not. Because Hannah’s mom is some anti-corporate, healthy food activist and she has Hannah working the same shtick on their YouTube show where Hannah goes cute as a button to get you to eat kale instead of burgers. And eight-year olds don’t just drive to Illinois to protest McDonald’s or produce their own web shows which they just happen to promote while lecturing CEOs. And what did they actually expose? That McDonald’s sells unhealthy crappy food made of glass and beaks? Big whoop. Who doesn’t know that? Hannah, get your ass back in the Rainbow kitchen and make me a vegetable smoothie that tastes anywhere close as good as a Big Mac. Then you’ll have made an actual contribution to society and maybe mommy won’t have to threaten to feed your hair into the juicer when you step on your lines.