Madonna Wax Statue Not Very Lifelike

By Lex May 20, 2013 @ 1:44 PM

Madonna Pantless At The Billboard Awards
You could play a great scary joke on passersby if you could get that mannequin to thrust out an arm. Imagine the horror of a grade schooler as pop star Skeletor grabs them by the neck and a voice box recites ‘I need the blood of children to keep me young’. Fucking eh. I never found haunted houses scary as a kid, but waxen freaky Madonna would’ve made me shit my shorts.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Getty

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