Instead of women's tennis, we should have a sport called fake women's tennis. Where girls don't have to actually hit the ball back and forth, they just need to run around the court in skirts and sweat-resistant sports bras. This would allow girls who are not necessarily athletically gifted but who look amazing to still compete. I suppose fake women's tennis wouldn't technically be a sport so much as it would be something a million times more awesome than real women's tennis.
Here's Maria Sharapova in Esquire Latin America. That makes sense for some reason.
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