Maybe Amanda Bynes Isn’t Lying About The Drugs…

By Jack May 30, 2013 @ 12:39 PM

Remember earlier this week when Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of a window and smoking the dank? Remember also how she kept denying she was using drugs? Yeah…about that…it could be true. Some police sources have leaked that they have no hard evidence against her. No drugs were found in her apartment and the bong might not even have been a bong. If this is true it would be a vindication of sorts for America’s sweetheart. She’s claimed all along that she wasn’t doing drugs and that she is a good girl with a bad rep. Perhaps she is as clean and sober as she says. If she really acts the way she does without the help of any narcotics, like throwing a plain old vase out of her hi-rise window, then she is even crazier than we thought. She’s crazy homeless guy on the subway that thinks his penis is a werewolf crazy, no drugs needed. This could be even worse. Or, better, if measuring pure human spectacle value.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

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    Admiral 05/30/2013 12:51

    This whole thing is just an act. She’s acting out a parody of Hollywood youth – har har har. The only problem is her sense of humor.

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    miche the killer 05/30/2013 12:58

    i will eat that gd wig if she’s not also on drugs + crazy. And I’ll raise you a jagged ass press-on.

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    SomeoneluvsU 05/30/2013 13:15

    She’s got something funky going on around her mouth……
    Eczema….
    or the Herp?

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    RangerLG 05/30/2013 13:30

    She just needs to relax, slowly bend over, pull down her panties, and let me rail her. That would solve all of my problems.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 05/30/2013 13:51

    I bet her hygiene is atrocious. Her vagina probablly smells like the three day old water in the mop bucket at Burger King.

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