Melissa Joan Hart Gets Ass Kicking On Kickstarter

By Michael May 15, 2013 @ 11:55 AM

Melissa Joan Hart is emoting sadness after her Kickstarter campaign to finance a film failed miserably. Melissa was asking for a mere $2 million but only raised $51,605. The film is called Darci’s Walk of Shame and if the opening doesn’t draw you in, nothing will…

Darci Baker is a thirty-something schoolteacher who’s really looking forward to traveling with her boyfriend to attend her sister’s wedding in Thailand. Except for the fact that she’s just been informed that budget cuts are likely to make her an ex-schoolteacher. And on her way to the airport, she happens to catch her boyfriend in bed with their travel agent, which instantly makes him her ex-boyfriend.

Wow, budgets cuts to her school and a cheating boyfriend. In case you were wondering what Millennial women who watch cable TV worry about at night, that’s it right there. The entire plot sounds like a female, less funny version of Hangover II, and that’s saying something. Add to that no titties or swearing and you have a Melissa Joan Hart movie just perfect for ABC Family. And ABC Family isn’t interested.

(6) Comments

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    Shortshanks 05/15/2013 12:09

    I’ll definitely watch it if she shows her tits…..

    ….AND if it has a talking cat……

    ….I’ll have her explain it all to me someday….

  2. avatar
    Beppo 05/15/2013 12:39

    I wonder what her clam smells like.

  3. avatar
    Shortshanks 05/15/2013 13:06

    Teen spirit, Beppo…..teen spirit…

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    RangerLG 05/15/2013 13:43

    I want to see this. Why have a wedding in Thailand and who bangs their travel agent? There could have been a Thai bachelor party scene. This film must happen!

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    rickhatman 05/15/2013 21:30

    More like Melissa Joan Fart, am I right guys?

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    Al Bundy 05/16/2013 02:35

    Washed up actresses should do something like this to make money…….except the movie would be a sex video. I would chip in.

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