There’s nothing wrong with being the spastic bony girl with scoliosis who’s not horrible looking. Personally, I dated nothing but in high school. By senior year, I could unclasp a bra wrenched beneath a corrective back brace with a single hand. That impressed the shit out of many mid-tier state school recruiters. Still, I keep feeling this whole Miley Cyrus is the worlds hottest woman meme is some kind of wicked high school prank by Maxim to get Miley all dressed up for the prom only to be doused with a bucket full of pig’s blood. After Miley mind-explodes the mom from Eight is Enough, she’ll probably pyro up Maxim. Nobody will bother to grab a hose.