Miley Cyrus In Revealing Black Swimsuit

By Lex May 21, 2013 @ 1:59 PM

Miley Cyrus In Revealing Black Swimsuit For Photoshoot

There’s nothing wrong with being the spastic bony girl with scoliosis who’s not horrible looking. Personally, I dated nothing but in high school. By senior year, I could unclasp a bra wrenched beneath a corrective back brace with a single hand. That impressed the shit out of many mid-tier state school recruiters. Still, I keep feeling this whole Miley Cyrus is the worlds hottest woman meme is some kind of wicked high school prank by Maxim to get Miley all dressed up for the prom only to be doused with a bucket full of pig’s blood. After Miley mind-explodes the mom from Eight is Enough, she’ll probably pyro up Maxim. Nobody will bother to grab a hose.

(7) Comments

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    RangerLG 05/21/2013 14:01

    I just threw up a little in my mouth, and it tasted like Hooter’s wings.

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    RoreyRock 05/21/2013 14:57

    She is just flat out butt ugly.. I don’t get it, never have, never will..

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    Tamemister 05/21/2013 16:43

    Why do you guys have the same buzzworthy articles under your articles since april?

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    B A Baracus 05/21/2013 16:48

    +1 Tamemister. Thought the same thing.

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    Raymond K. Hessel 05/21/2013 18:28

    You’re gay if you wouldn’t…

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    RangerLG 05/22/2013 09:33

    Seeing as she looks like a young boy, you’re a gay pedo if you would.

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    Shortshanks 05/22/2013 11:51

    Miley Cyrus In Revealing Black Swimsuit….

    ……it is not really a “revelation” to show that there is not much “there” there…..

    …but I’d fu*ck her….because…well……I LIKE to be inclusive….

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