Miley Cyrus Is All Grown Up

By Lex May 01, 2013 @ 2:55 PM

Miley Cyrus In May Issue Of V Magazine
You can’t stop the kids from growing up. It seems like just yesterday I was lying about never masturbating while watching Hannah Montana. And, now, little Hannah is all grown up into a mature semi-spastic girl in leather. I need a little time to digest this. I might have to go back to the Hannah Montana tapes for a little to wean. Then move slowly, but quite decidedly, into these V magazine titty-grabbing photos. A man needs a masturbation plan. A man without one is just fapping in the wind.

Photo Credit: V Magazine

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 05/01/2013 15:01

    Ugh. Billy Ray in drag.

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    SomeoneluvsU 05/01/2013 15:13

    Wedgies in ratty Fruit of the Loom briefs… Oh so sexy, she’s edgy…

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    Tamemister 05/01/2013 16:20

    She looks stupid.

  4. avatar
    JBizzle 05/01/2013 22:28

    She’s still a skeezy hillbilly.

  5. avatar
    Burbank 05/02/2013 02:24


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