Miley Cyrus Is All Grown Up

You can't stop the kids from growing up. It seems like just yesterday I was lying about never masturbating while watching Hannah Montana. And, now, little Hannah is all grown up into a mature semi-spastic girl in leather. I need a little time to digest this. I might have to go back to the Hannah Montana tapes for a little to wean. Then move slowly, but quite decidedly, into these V magazine titty-grabbing photos. A man needs a masturbation plan. A man without one is just fapping in the wind.

Photo Credit: V Magazine

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