Most Likely To Get Knocked Up Again

By Michael May 03, 2013 @ 3:40 PM

A teen in North Carolina had her picture pulled from her high school yearbook because it was of her…and her son. Caitlin Tiller and  her classmates were told to bring a prop that symbolized how they’d achieved the goal of graduation. Perhaps a football, a laptop, or a bong was more fitting than a little person that you pushed through your meat curtains. Caitlin said of her one-year-old son, “He helped me get to where I am today.” How a mistake conceived in the parking lot of a Chili’s helped her pass that trig final is a mystery. The school pulled the photo because they were afraid that it promoted teen pregnancy. I don’t know. I’m looking at Cailin and that baby and this might be the seven seconds of the day I’m actually not thinking about sex. Maybe the yearbook staff can take a picture of the 16-year-old mom and baby and put it on a condom wrapper you get with every yearbook. Boner killer win.

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mando 05/03/2013 19:14

    This girl wants her baby in her senior photo. What an idiot.

  2. avatar
    SexyRicardSimmons 05/03/2013 23:23

    I’m just surprised the kid is white.

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    dwntwnsa 05/04/2013 00:42

    1). by naming her caitlin, her parents pretty much guaranteed she’d be the blowjob queen of whatever public junior high school she attended.

    2). Chili’s is being incredibly generous. It’s more likely she gave it up in the back of a 1/2 ton flatbed staring up at a deer scene in the parking lot of the local dairy queen than somewhere as classy as a chili’s, which was probably 3 towns over.

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    RangerLG 05/06/2013 09:44

    What’s up with her arm? Looks like someone put suntan lotion over some spots to spell something while she fell asleep sunbathing. Naked probably.

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