My Lifestyle Choice: I Proactively Cut Off My Nads

After coming to the conclusion that I had the genetic predisposition for not getting laid with any frequency, I went ahead and secretly had my nutmeat removed at a downtown area Holistic Healing and Chinese Take-Out place. As a younger man, I had to witness as my own father struggled to get laid and how badly he suffered for it. I don’t want to go through that. I certainly don’t want to do that to the people around me who will have to hear me bitch and moan like a dude does when he gets no action. You know, all edgy and getting in bar fights over nothing. Who needs that? I don’t feel any different nor do I see myself any differently now after the procedure. I mean, yeah, I am missing my bobos, that’s hard not to notice. And did I cry for an hour after seeing an old man feed bread crumbs to pigeons in the park. But besides that, it’s mostly the same.

I can’t tell you how much I appreciate all the supportive letters you’re about to write.