No One Wants To Buy Lindsay’s Clothes

By Jack May 21, 2013 @ 12:41 PM


Lindsay Lohan is being countersued by clothing manufacturer D.N.A.M. for fucking up her own clothing line. Not due to the clothes being both ugly and slutty, but because no one wants to buy a clothing line with a junkie’s name on it. In 2009 Lindsay signed a contract with D.N.A.M. to make her 6126 apparel brand. They tried to get it into stores but by then Lindsay was in rehab and no one was buying shit for teen girls with her name behind it. Lindsay sued them for not making her money which she could use to buy more cocaine that she would deny ever snorting in an interview with Piers Morgan four years hence. Now, they’re suing back because Lindsay was the world’s worst spokesperson for her own brand. I can’t help but feel that if I were on the jury in this case, I’d exit the box to punch a lot of people in the courtroom.

wwtdd

(2) Comments

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    RangerLG 05/21/2013 14:00

    Well I’m glad no one wants to buy her clothes, I’d rather see her naked. I’d adequately protect myself, but I would still rail the fire crotch.

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    ZakJ 05/21/2013 15:56

    Nobody wants them because receiving stolen merchandise is a felony in most states.

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