Olivia Spauer Fired Over Bikini Pictures, Sort of

There’s a story buzzing around the web over a teacher being fired for taking bikini photos. As far as I can Columbo this story, the teacher wasn’t a real teacher, she was on her way back to college in a few weeks, the teacher models under the porny name ‘Victoria James’ but the photos are extremely tame for firing purposes, there are no known nudes, and, finally, and most importantly, no teenage boy in her class seem to have nailed her. So, in conclusion, no sex, no scandal, no real story, but bikini pictures of a good looking 26-year old woman. I’m embarrassed by the whole thing. Don’t even look.