Paris Hilton At The Beach

By Lex May 29, 2013 @ 12:45 PM

Paris Hilton In A One Piece Swimsuit On The Beach In Maui
Sometimes I look at Paris Hilton and she looks so serious I think she must be thinking thoughts. But then I realize I’m wrong. Shop. Find cocaine. Breathe. Paris’ brain stem is overwhelmed with the vital chores of her day.

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(1) Comment

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    Shortshanks 05/29/2013 13:34

    I’d STILL fu*ck her…..because….well…..she deserves a reward for all her suffering….

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