Paris Hilton Waves to Her People

By Lex May 03, 2013 @ 2:15 PM

Paris Hilton In Low Cut Dress At The Wendy Williams Show
Paris Hilton would make a great dictator’s wife. It’s not her built in sieg heil salute so much as her ability to stare blankly, smile, and wave to uninterested passersby in the street and pretend they are sdoring fans. She can speak for an hour on any topic and never leave an intelligible sound bite. And, if someday her husband’s head got cut off in a coup d’etat, she’d have no trouble swearing allegiance and hopping on top of the guy who took over. Plus, she loves shoes.

Here’s Paris outside the Wendy Williams show putting on her best Eva Peron.

Photo Credit: INF, PCN, WENN

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(2) Comments

  1. fellsa 05/03/2013 14:20

    You can properly spell coup d’etat but not adoring?

  2. chroll 05/03/2013 15:19

    “Potato”.

    – Lex.

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