Porn Is The New Sex Ed

By Jack May 24, 2013 @ 1:28 PM

The British government’s education department has declared war on porn…and is losing. The body that oversees sex education in schools is concerned over the ease of access to pornography and the distorted message all that double penetration and bukkake sends to kids. They are changing the curriculum specifically to combat the shit that kids see on graphic porn sites like teenscumonelephants.com and similarly awesome hypothetical online destinations. Not only that, but they are going to start really early, like early elementary school early. It makes sense. By the time a reasonably savvy kid t is eight today, they’ve probably seen seen hundreds of big busty tits getting spunked on. And that’s just not how sex works in the real world, unless you’re very very lucky.

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(5) Comments

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    Admiral 05/24/2013 13:52

    Morals are no longer decided by nations, but by individuals. We’re free to be perverts if we want to be, frankly. As a free citizen it’s your right, and possibly your responsibility, to jerk off while watching porn in the bathroom on your iPad.

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    B A Baracus 05/24/2013 15:11

    Damn Admiral, didn’t know you had a cam in my bathroom…

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    Admiral 05/24/2013 21:48

    Shhh, just pretend it’s not there.

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    PudKnocker 05/24/2013 22:52

    Double penetration is old hat. Triple pen is better. Triple anal is even better. (Yes, I have seen it done.) No shit.

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