Rita Rusic In A Bikini

The thing about my older woman fetish is that it’s getting tougher to find worthy imaginary girlfriends the older I get. When you’re fifteen, every woman in your sphere is an older honey. You can violate yourself thinking of a teacher, your dental hygienist, or the mom from Who’s The Boss. But you get a little older and suddenly finding a mature women to imagine nursing you in adult diapers becomes a real chore. At some point I’ll be watching reruns of The Golden Girls with a tube sock in my hand wondering why the fuck I was cursed with this dreaded desire. Pedophiles really do have it easy.

Here’s Euro actress and film producer Rita Rusic on the beach in Miami. She turns 53 years old today. And, by old, I mean, I want to have sex with her until her hip bone cracks.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin