A little league hockey game in Russia ended in what can only be described as the most badass brawl the ice has seen in a good long while. I’m not sure what happened since I don’t speak Russian and there is some shitty Russian rap song playing over the video. What I am sure about is that if the Cold War happened today, we would lose. Last week I wrote about a push by the board that regulates PE classes to eliminate all team sports, especially dodgeball. It is all part of the seemingly endless pussification of our great nation. Our grandfathers used to play sports in the street with sticks and bare hands and plenty of fistfights. Football helmets were little leather caps with no face mask. We had the pleasure of pelting our classmates with red rubber balls, which if placed just right in the face or jimmies, could evoke a great reaction. What do our kids do for physical activity now? Nature walks minus the asthmatic kids and yoga. You think self-esteem is any match for a 10-year old who knows how to land a haymaker? These Russian kids are going to laugh at our kids, right before they take our capital.