Selena Gomez In A Bikini

Personally, I could care less about the sexual past of a current girlfriend. Unless it involved animals or dead people or some dude I work with who’s going to give me stupid looks and snickers without me knowing why, I pretty much consider it buried past. Not like I want my girlfriend combing through my sadly abrupt list of conquests and asking if ‘Chris’ is a guy or a girl and why the middle name on my list looks just like my second cousin’s. But this Justin Bieber thing. That’s a taint. Not like the space between the cracks taint, like a taint on the resume that’s hard to ignore. You could be quite mid-enjoying yourself with your girl Selena when the cognitive neurons misfire and… BLAMMO!

Your day is done early. Go hit the showers, friend.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin