Snitch on Justin Bieber And You Will Get Served

The folks at TMZ got their hands on the NDA agreement visitors to Justin Bieber’s mansion must sign before entering his humble abode built on his love of Christ and family. In short, the agreement says if you snitch about seeing people getting high, he’ll sue your ass for $5 million.

…anyone who blabs about any of the goings on inside the mansion will get nailed, and that includes the “physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics” of Bieber or the guests.

If you dare tweet about the party — $5 mil. If you blog — $5 mil. If you Instagram — $5 mil.

Unless you’re a drug dealer, a hot chick who hates the fuck out of her daddy, or an adult nursing relationship mother figure Justin leans on during his period, you’re probably not going to find yourself inside Justin’s house to begin with. But I know a guy who was and he tells me he saw Justin, big burly security guards, and a horde of teenage girls drinking around the pool. Throw in some weed and blow and you probably have the evening parties. Or exactly what everybody knows goes on with every wealthy young music artist ever. So why the crazy secrecy and threats? I don’t know, Justin is just a special kind of douche.