Somebody’s Going to Vegas (And It’s Not Farrah Abraham, She Doesn’t Like Us)

May 17, 2013 | site news | colin | 0 Comments

Congratulations to some dude who calls himself Andrew. In the sea of entries of people with hardships so powerful I became too depressed to play my Scatchers, Andrew nailed the best reason why he deserves this killer trip to Vegas for Memorial Day Weekend.

Andrew, don’t be a shmuck now and respond to your email. Otherwise, we do have a runner up. (Cue dramatic music!)