The Camel Toe Diet

By Jack May 16, 2013 @ 11:42 AM






The woman in this video has the most glorious cameltoe we’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s fucking breathtaking. This chick was once a kinda-sorta-not-really fat teenager who even the rapey guys in high school wouldn’t touch. That is until she discovered some super vegan raw food diet that blah, blah, fucking blah. Now she doesn’t eat nuts or bread or anything remotely good and she goes around giving presentations on eating like a diabetic rabbit to bored New Age housewives. The biggest benefit to the diet seems to be the health and vigor that one’s labia can achieve. Her meat curtains are like the event horizon of a black hole that is threatening to pull both her pants and all matter around it into her pussy singularity. It’s really hard to listen to what a woman has to say when her genitalia is pulsating through her trousers. Yes, I know your face is up there, but your pie hole just swallowed my dog.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

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    Beylerbey 05/16/2013 15:49

    Feed me, Seymour!

  2. avatar
    NoRubbers 05/16/2013 16:48

    Anyone else craving Arby’s?

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    Shortshanks 05/16/2013 20:07

    Looks like she shaves….

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