The Downside of Being Harry

By Lex May 14, 2013 @ 4:06 PM

It goes without saying that being born Prince Harry is a pretty sweet roll of the cosmic dice. You get cars and girls and money just for emerging out of the right vagina. It’s not a bad gig. But, at times, it comes with its downsides. Like having to hang with lap-banded Chris Christie on the boardwalk touring Sandy damage. Chris Christie cares about hurricane damage in New Jersey a whole lot. He has to. Prince Harry doesn’t give a fuck and he’d rather be doing blow with naked hookers in Vegas like his last trip stateside. Instead he’s checking out washed out buildings while trying not to be sucked in by the gravitational forces of the governor’s enormous gunt. Is the tradeoff worth it? Fuck yeah it is. Still, a long day with the lime green Weeble has to make you consider trading lives with a Pauper.

(7) Comments

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    RangerLG 05/14/2013 16:33

    Nice jugs on that fat chick.

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    Raymond K. Hessel 05/14/2013 16:39

    And he rose up from below to seize power and hang with Royalty

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    Admiral 05/14/2013 17:16

    So it’s okay to make fun of fat people but not black people? This world blows. Also, we can’t curse in the comments section but everyone’s fckn doin’ it in all the posts. What gives?

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    TwinkieRapist 05/14/2013 18:07


    I’m equally pissed abt the no cursing policy. And I make fun of fat people and black people.

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    Raymond K. Hessel 05/14/2013 18:39

    Yeah… no backing off on the home-boys in my book.

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    Mud Nugget 05/14/2013 23:09

    The dude’s a friggin barrel…and what’s John Lennon doing in the background?

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    woody 05/15/2013 01:37

    YOU F U C K I N G C U N T S HAVE RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD WEBSITE. That’s a whole lot of words to say nuthin – RETARDS.

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