Victoria Silvstedt Is Working Right Now

Victoria Silvstedt is a whore. I mean that in the nicest sense of the word. Like, ‘whoa, man, your lady is such a whore’. Or, ‘hey, check out his mom, she’s a world class whore.’ The term is hardly sexist. It can be used as a measure of respect for men too, as in ‘Bobby takes cock like a whore’ or ‘is there nothing that crack whore Steve won’t do to get his rock?’ Victoria has sex with wealthy men. And she’s apparently very good at it. So good that she spends her life on a yacht anchored off the coasts of the most exclusive ports in the world. Think of her as a fancy buoy. A big fancy whore buoy.

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