Wilmer Valderrama Big Boy Bodyguard Waterplay

By Lex May 20, 2013 @ 3:00 PM

Wilmer Valderrama Getting Out Of The Ocean With His Bodygaurd In Miami
If I was a super famous rich celebrity everybody wanted a piece of, I’d hang out with a bodyguard full time too. I’m not sure what that has to do with Wilmer Valderrama who was once on a TV show ten years ago. I think he just likes to swim with large Polynesian men. There’s no shame in that. I used floaties until I was nine. Unless the graphical tattoos on his chest translate into something close to ‘I fuck pretty Latino boys’. Then you might feel a little pinch.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Ghost 05/20/2013 15:39

    The fat guy looks like Chaz Bono.

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/20/2013 17:03

    Hello?? You guys awake? There’s a hot chick in a pink bikini and all you can talk about is the fat samoan bodyguard??


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    RangerLG 05/21/2013 10:03

    That’s because this site is worthless and doesn’t know who to market to. The chubby dude looks like he just got a happy ending.

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