Xenia Deli Models Lingerie

By Lex May 14, 2013 @ 2:44 PM

Xenia Deli Modeling Bare Necessities Lingerie
Remember back before the Internet when you’d see a hot girl in some magazine or a movie and you’d get all excited wondering who she was? So, maybe you’d ask your buddy, Rick, but Rick hates his job as a floater at Macy’s and is too stoned to answer. That right there was the sum total of available research. But, now, with the click of a mouse, I can tell you that model Xenia Deli is from Moldova and she’s 170 cm tall. That was worth waiting 20 years for.

And, yeah, fuck you if you’re too young to remember life before the Internet. Someday your hair will thin out and driving an hour to get laid will seem like too much work.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. Pottz 05/14/2013 15:05

    This site is a ghosttown.

  2. Admiral 05/14/2013 15:11

    I would let her do my dishes.

  3. RangerLG 05/14/2013 16:01

    I would let her polish my knob.

    *TUMBLEWEED*

  4. Shortshanks 05/14/2013 16:58

    I would let her do anything….but then again….I’m one of those guys who LIKES fu*ckin’….

  5. Al Bundy 05/14/2013 19:35

    Why is a horribly unfinny writer named Lex not only allowed to write on this site, but be allowed to write more than 90% of the posts ???

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