Remember back before the Internet when you’d see a hot girl in some magazine or a movie and you’d get all excited wondering who she was? So, maybe you’d ask your buddy, Rick, but Rick hates his job as a floater at Macy’s and is too stoned to answer. That right there was the sum total of available research. But, now, with the click of a mouse, I can tell you that model Xenia Deli is from Moldova and she’s 170 cm tall. That was worth waiting 20 years for.
And, yeah, fuck you if you’re too young to remember life before the Internet. Someday your hair will thin out and driving an hour to get laid will seem like too much work.