Aaron Carter Got His Ass Kicked

A quick journey into the caverns of wisdom that make up Aaron Carter‘s Twitter and Instagram accounts would lead you to believe that the 25-year old singer uses social networking solely to get laid, and you’d probably be right. But he also uses it to let his followers know that he’s the baddest mother fucker that has ever walked the streets, because when four guys tried to beat his ass in Boston on Saturday night, he let them know that he’s a “soldier.. Errrrr”.

Aaron, who claims to be a “6th degree black belt in Muay Thai”, Tweeted that “they lost”, meaning that he expects us to believe that he beat up four men. But the best part about this is that he told TMZ they jumped him because he was on “New Kids on the Block turf”. Of course, the worst part is that people still pat money to watch Aaron perform, but I just assume it’s mostly aspiring meth dealers.